esc4p3 - Laser Guided Bitch

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"Laser Guided Bitch" performed by esc4p3


laser guided bitch

the dictator played dirty
the situation was hot
the president said “we'll hit him
with everything weve got!”

“I'm launching the nuke!”
he slapped at the switch
oh my god he's missed!
he's hit the laser guided bitch!

She shot off her chair
like she was launched from a jet
thru the sound barrier
in wonderbra & fishnets

killer heels & lipstick
burning vodka & tobacca
wearing so much mascara
the radar couldnt track her

she hit the tyrants palace
with an almighty boom
came down a chimney
exploded in his bathroom!

Screaming & bitching
& bawling so loud
while he hid in the shower
all shaking & cowed

“the toilet is filthy!
you aint changed your underwear!
theres hair in the sink!
dirty socks over there!”

"you disgust me you animal!
EUUCHH! Whats that on the floor!"
Girls he was so ashamed
he called off the war!!!

(c) tina marshall 2011


from wicked songs, track released October 17, 2011
Music Copyright 2011 esc4p3 (Carl999)
Lyrics Copyright 2011 Tina Marshall



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A joint project by the members of Songsmiths Anonymous, Songsmiths Advance to set to music the fantastic words written by Tina Marshall!

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