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Mrs. Alphabet's 26 Kids performed by Gerry Callaghan (gerrybhoy)

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Mrs Alphabets 26 kids

verse 1
She saw his surname in the phonebook
& thought oooh id like to marry Jim
I'd be Mrs Alphabet
& I could have 26 kids by him

verse2
she rang him up & asked him out
& got him into bed
by the time the first one arrived
they were already wed

chorus
Alan brenda charlie dolly
ellie frankie gerry holly
ian johnny kate & lenny
michael nancy ollie penny
16 down just 10 to go
her resolve began to grow

verse 3
It wasnt all plain sailing
Jim ran out of fizz
behind his back she slept with Jack
the next 3 were not his

chorus
Queenie robert susie tom
una viv will xena yvonne
she only needed just 1 more
& she'd have the full score

verse4
she laid down in the labour ward
said thankyou to the gods
“Mrs Alphabet, it looks like your all set”
& then she produced quads!

DAMN!

Bridge
No I'm Mrs Alphabet , 29s no use!
she screamed & shouted
swore & pouted
the gods got the abuse.
Jim came in to see her
she laid there full of woe
“Ive thought it thru & in my view
3 have got to go!"

Chorus
Alan brenda charlie dolly
ellie frankie gerry holly
ian johnny kate & lenny
michael nancy ollie penny
29 must be decreased
which 3 do I like the least?

(c) tina marshall 2011

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from wicked songs, track released October 17, 2011
Music copyright 2011 Gerry Callaghan
Lyrics copyright 2011 Tina Marshall

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